The Sarcasm Survival Guide for Artists
Fine Art Friday #44
This week, I want to talk about something all artists experience: unsolicited feedback.
You know the type—the drive-by comments that aren’t helpful, constructive, or remotely kind. I was in my studio the other day, finishing a piece I was excited about, and it got me thinking about how we, as creatives, respond to criticism.
Well, really, me. How I respond to criticism.
And typically it’s not a fluffy “aw bless their soul” that comes into my mind when I see a mean comment.
Here’s the thing: not everyone will love what you create, and that’s okay. But some people feel the need to share their opinions in ways that make you wonder, “Did they have nothing else to do today?”
So, for this week’s newsletter, I thought we’d add a little levity to the conversation. I’ve compiled a list of my favorite sarcastic responses for the moments when the “critics” come calling.
Which, since we’re sharing on the internet, inevitably, they will.
^^A little preview of what I’m sharing over in Watercolor Wednesdays…
Sarcastic Responses for the ‘Art Experts’ in the Room:
“Aw, thanks for stopping by to share that with me. Your feedback will go straight to my ‘How to Improve from Random Internet Critics’ folder.”
“Wow, you really took time out of your busy day to let me know that. Truly honored.”
“Thanks for the detailed critique! I’ll be sure to print this out and hang it on my inspiration board.”
“Art may not be your thing, but hey, at least you’re good at leaving comments!”
“Don’t hold back! Tell me how you really feel.”
“Finally, someone brave enough to say what no one was thinking.”
“Ah, a sophisticated comment from the art connoisseur of the century. I’m humbled.”
“Glad I could brighten your day by giving you something to criticize!”
“You must be a professional art critic—please, tell me more about your qualifications.”
“Bold words from someone who isn’t charging admission for their opinion.”
Why Humor Matters in Art (and Life)
Here’s the truth: it’s easy to let a thoughtless comment ruin your day. But responding with a little humor can turn a frustrating moment into something empowering—and maybe even entertaining.
Critics might try to shake your confidence, but they can’t take away your creativity. So, let them talk. You’ve got art to make.
This Week’s Art Tip:
When feedback feels overwhelming, take a step back and remind yourself why you started creating in the first place.
Critics will always exist, but your work isn’t for them—it’s for the people who get it, the ones who feel moved by what you do.
Which of these responses is your favorite? Or do you have a go-to response you’d add to the list? Hit reply and let me know—I’d love to hear your stories about handling unsolicited critiques with grace (or sarcasm).
Here’s to making art that’s unapologetically you.
Happy painting,
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#10 made me LOL